Ruin a wish

very simple game

someone wishes for something - the next user grants the wish but with a negative side effect

example

ANON: i wish for some money
ANON 2: granted but it's all fake
i wish i won the lottery
ANON 3: granted but you lose your ticket

get the idea i'll start

i wish i was immortal

granted but only for 1 second

I wish I wasn't fat

granted but it's for only an hour

i wish i was a millionaire

wish granted but you have no one to spend it with
I wish I had the 3ds already

Granted but it breaks in your hand.

I wish I had a Magikarp.

granted but all it ever learned was splash

I wish my computer ran faster X.X

Granted but the computer explodes from running too fast.

I wish I could take art seriously.

Wish granted but it takes up our entire life then....
I wish I was better at art because there is always room for improvement.

Granted but everyone got better as well so u really didn't do anything

I wish for posts

granted but they get deleted

I wish for more cheezitz.

granted but you don't eat them

i wish i had a mansion

Granted but its haunted.

I wish you would still be Silverespeon10

granted but history would repeat itself

i wish i can freeze-time

granted, but then time never went forward.

I wish I didn't have that blasted cheezit addicting...... cheezitz FTW... always.

granted but you get adicted to something else

i wish i had a job

granted but you hate it

i wish i can run fast

wish granted but you only run fast by your perspective, everyone else thinks you are going slow. (time space science stuff.)

you never wished for anything, you died.

I wish I had a taco.

granted but it's poisonous

i wish for a genie's lamp

granted but he hates u and wont grqant ur wishes

i wish i was a magician

granted, but you suck so you try the surviving underwater in a box trick and die.

I wish I was a Pikachu

granted but u electricute ur family so they kill u

i wish i was a supper star footballer

granted but you get injured at your first game, preventing you from playing ever again

I wish to shoot walshy

granted but you shoot someone else

i wish i could be invisible

granted but only to goblins

i wish JD wud stop killin me

granted, but now I keep pestering you to give me your top 5 fav moments in my story. (SALAMENCE, PM YOURS PLZ. I SENT YOU A PM)

I wish Silver would send me his top 5

granted, but i'm still thinking of them

i wish i could be oblivious to sounds

granted, but only for 24 hours

I wish Pokemon were real forever XD

granted but u get killed by a magikarp

i wish a pokemon wud be a magikarp that cud flty

granted, but it can only fly one inch off the ground

I wish rules made sense on these forums

granted but people break the rules

i wish i was playable in super smash bros. brawl

granted but you always start a 300% damage

i wish i had a new car

granted but the engine doesn't work

i wish i was a footballer for manchester united

granted, but they thought u ment something else, so you got kicked in the nuts.

I wish I had a cookie

granted but no chocolate

I wish i was a footballer for Liverpool FC

granted but you play for 2 seconds before being substituted

i wish for a HD ready TV

Granted, but it explodes.

I wish I could teleport.

granted but you explode when you do

i wish for all the guitar hero games

Granted, but you don't have a guitar or controller or anything, and it's impossible for you to obtain one without it exploding

I wish for a good free video editing program

granted but it explodes when you use it

i wish i could ruin wishes

granted but urs get ruined too


I wish i was more than just Walshy i am a MandS Walshhy

granted but noone watches the ad you're on

i wish i could see a dinosaur

granted but it was u


i wish i was a mirror

granted but you break

i wish i was mewtwo

Granted, but you implode. >:D

I wish Pokemon was real and exactly like how it is in the anime and games.

granted but you don't get one

i wish i could be a part of team rocket

Granted, but they kick you out

you forgot to make a wish

granted but (EDIT HERE)

i wish minimoose didn't forget to make wishes

granted but now they are wishes to mess up this thread
I wish I could draw epic pictures super fast

granted but you mess it up

i wish i do a kamehameha wave