Ruin a wish

granted but the kamehame ha wave hits a mirror and deflects back at you killing you XD

I wish when I made a wish that people would READ the wish (EXAMPLE:"I wish I could draw epic pictures super fast", Granted: but you mess it up.)
That makes no sense lolz
how could I mess it up if it's epic?

Granted, but you mess it up you get banned!

I wish I had the best avatar ever.

granted but no one can see it

I wish I had a motor scooter.

granted but it exploded

I wish i was jesus

granted but you do something wrong and are no longer perfect XD
I wish wallets fell apart easier
(bwahhaaa reverse psychology!)

granted but your wallet doesn't fall apart

i wish spam didn't exist (stupid pointless annoying messages) to clear things up

(yes my actual wish came true X3)
granted but now you got people talking spam and pointless things instead

I wish I didn't have to take the orientation at me college

Granted, but you used incorrect grammar, so you still have to take it.

I wish I didn't have something that I won't say.

granted but you say it anyway

i wish that when i pick up a stick i say "i got a stick"

Granted, but everyone laughs at you because of what that sounds like.

EDIT: I wish I worked for Nintendo.

granted but no-one buys the game you make

i wish i found a way to make clones of myself

granted but it kills you

i wish my wishes wouldnt get ruined

granted but they get ruined anyway

i wish i had a longer summer holiday/break

Granted, but school days are now 20 hours long

I wish that the Pokemon company would come up with better designs

granted but you can't see them

i wish i designed pokemon for nintendo

Granted, but they hate all your designs and trash them, never pay you, and fire you. And erase your memory.

I wish I had some cantaloupe right now...

granted but you get it from the bins

i wish i became famous

granted but your famously unliked
I wish I had a better mouse -.-

granted but it dies (or breaks whatever mouse ur talkin bout)

I wis i was amazing

granted but your amazing at falling off a cliff

i wish i had an AK47

Granted but you shoot yourself.

I wish I had iTunes on this computer.

Granted but the computer breaks


i wish i was called Jack

granted but you had a crummy last name

i wish i had body armor